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laughing-trees:

If Andromeda were brighter, this is how it would look in our night sky. They’re all out there, we just can’t see them
Distance to Earth: 2,538,000 light years
verifiedmisfit:

 
novemberthirty:

futubandera:

Así se saludan los verdaderos hombres


Que dolor…
Me agradan las personas que piensan muy diferente a como yo pienso, que tienen intereses raros, que sustentan su ideología con bases solidas, que argumentan y no solo critican o dicen lo que alguien más ya dijo. Me agradan las mentes rosadas, las color café, azul cielo y las negras también. Me agradan las mentes románticas y me aburren las mentes atadas, las mentes envueltas en juicios y prejuicios, en estereotipos, en marcas. No sé, soy raro y muchas veces soy muy simple tan simple que aburro y caigo mal a muchas personas, pero ¿qué puedo hacer? Sonreír es lo que me queda.

(Fuente: soy-un-14)

futubandera:

XD
28th-dec:

chupaa-el-perroo:

chupa-el-unicornio-lml:

noseusatambler-pormoda:

imposible-de-no-pensarte:

a-future-whit-you:

besame-bajo-la-lluvia:

barcos-que-vuelan:

i-n-c-o-l-o-r-s:
likeajirafa:
LA RE PUTA MADRE, SI SIRVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
LA PUTA MADRE! Dije algo estupido: Me gustaría que alguien en el chat me dijera hola… y de pronto vi que tenía un mensaje no leido y dije: wtf? y una amiga me dijo hola O.O que weafasdfasd
ESPERANDO!
nunca me ha funcionado xd
A mi ya me funcionó:’) así que let’s do itagain :B
ESERANDO
la puta daleeeeee , segumebieber :B
CSM, ES CIERTO… PEDÍ POR PRIMERA VEZ QUE GREYSONCHANCE ME SIGUIERA EN TWITTER Y PASÓ ASJHGFHJSAF *-* Ahora pedí otra cosa sahjgfajhsgf
ojalá pase :c ufsdjfksdjf igual haré todo lo posible.. :D
Confiare en ustedes QUE PASE POR FAVOR QUE PASE ¡ <3
ojala pase :c
Confio en esto, haz que pase
Ojala se haga realidad, ojala<3
Confío en vos tumblr♥
CONFÍO EN VOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
La puta wea! Enserio si sirve hajskhjkgjkas, ME HABLO ! hjaksjg 
confio en ti, dependo de esto♥
esperaaaaaando.
please please 
SIRVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Ahora a pedir otro:|.c:
Confio en ti D:
ESTA WEA SIRVE, CONCHE TU MARE, ESTA WEA SIRVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:””””’l
Espero que resulte C:
Esta wea si sirve ahora pido otro *w*
confio en esto :c ahora a esperar.
y ahora puedo decir: SÍ SE CUMPLE WEÓN:}.
Veamos que pasa…
WN SIRVE LA WUEA *W* pedi que me dijera que si y me dijo que shi *-*’
<3 <3
ojalá funcione…
porfavor u_u haz lo tuyo

Que esto funcione.

porfavor!

nunca funciono lo wea :(

Esperando):

Esta hueá SÍ funciona ¡créan cabros, créan!

con el favor de dios…

a esperar.
-¿Y a que te dedicas? – Soy Rockero –Wow! Tienes una banda? –No, colecciono rocas.

lastbreath1:

conchetumareXDDDD

(Fuente: you-only-lives-once1)

marionisamuffin:

pleasantandcain:

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candidlycara:

dance-in-the-shadows:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:


A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.
My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”
THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.
THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.
it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.
Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.
On a completely different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.

Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?
Or the time my partner’s friends blasted “Eye of the Tiger” through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie?

Story time:
I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we’d hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the “Do Not Disturb” sock on her bedroom door and called out “Thrusters to full!”
Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back “We’re giving it all we’ve got, Captain!” and her roommate started fucking dying outside the door.
Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.

It got better.